Mike:

I'm watchin' Sis

Go pitterpat.

Said, "I can do that,

I can do that."

Knew ev'ry step

Right off the bat.

Said, "I can do that,

I can do that."

One morning Sis won't go to dance class.

I grabbed her shoes and tights and all,

But my foot's too small, so,

I stuffed her shoes

With extra socks,

Run seven blocks

In nothin' flat,

Hell, I can do that,

I can do that!

(Dance)

I got to class

And had it made,

And so I stayed

The rest of my life

All thanks to Sis

(Now married and fat)

I can do this.

(Dance)

That I can do.

I can do that.