[the only musical instrument heard is the plucking of a jew's harp.]

i had an old cat named roy.

he was a good ol' boy.

he used to go a-huntin', down by the lake,

catch 'im a nice, fresh garter snake.

bring 'im on back and then set in the grass,

lookin' like he had 'im a green mustache.

yeah, roy was a good ol' boy.

'til the dogs got 'im.