I'm countin' the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

i'm countin' the cattle

just to check if there alive

i'm counting' the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

i'm countin' the cattle once again.

Well, the first little cow

she went for a climb, fell off the

mountain - and then we were 9

the second little cow, she went out

for a date

discovered it was wolfie

and then we were 8

I'm countin'...

Well number 3 & number 4 they were longhorned chicks

- met some horny bulls

and now i'm only countin' 6

Number 5, 6 & 7 went out without their key

the're hanging at the butchers

and i'm only counting 3

I'm countin'...

Well the 8·9 said: - we're never havin'

fun!! they packed their things

and left! and i'm only countin'

1!!

Well here we are

me and molly

she is brown-spottet, cheerful

and she's jolly

our son is a muuhtant

- but who gives a damn

- i mean, when the folks

downtown, calls us:

mister and mam!!

I'm counting'...