You're like a kind of religion,

i see you each night on television.

i can't remember all your names,

i love you running through my veins.

Alcohol, oh alcohol, i love you in my brains.

acohol, oh alcohol, i never want you again.

I come and see you every night,

take out my purse and i'll buy you a pint .

would you like another ? no thanks,

tonight i'm wearing incontinence pants.