The Lord doesn't work in mysterious ways,

But I do in my basement

I'm really bad at these Parent-Teacher Conferences

I don't understand what you don't understand

You've never seen a walking fax machine?

And I'll bet you a dollar she could beat the crap out of your human daughter

I'm sorry; I'm just really bad at these conferences

It's really hard when you love someone so much

And I know you think she should repeat the third grade

But it's kind of hard to be hard hearted when you can hear her heart beat hard