I wanna be on my T.V.

I wanna wish that I was me

If I could just be 23 forever

I’d be the heartthrob of the tweens

Vegas lives inside my veins

Dating Britney is my dream

(so watch yourself)

American idle

Cash and style

Tell me what I’m worshipping

American idle

We need revival

Bigger than the next big thing, that’s right

We need to see the light

Disney’s renting out my head

Hefner redesigned my bed

My conscience chimes in like a prize announcer

To tell me good times are ahead

I snuggle with my credit cards

I pray “God bless the mega-stars!”

(go watch yourself)

Hey (Hey) Ho (Ho)

Throw your mojo out the window

Hey (Hey) Ho (Ho)

Lose the world but baby gain your soul