I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

all my friends tell me i'm a basket case

i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

I got so drunk

i don't remember what happened

but everybody said

i had a real good time

I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

all my friends tell me i'm a basket case

i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

Went to a bar

i met a guy, he bought me white russians

i puked outside in the parking lot

while he tried to kiss me

Seein' blurry

talkin' slurry

feelin' queasy

this is sleazy

I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

all my friends tell me i'm a basket case

i drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

I went for drinks in hollywood

came to somewhere in hawthorne

broke up a bush, drove into a tree

and rolled down a hill with my mouth wide open

Seein' blurry

talkin' slurry

feelin' queasy

this is sleazy