She's been to private school

And she speaks perfect French

She's got the perfect trends

Oh, isn't she cool

She practices Thai Chi

She'd never lose like me

She's more than you deserve She's just far better than me

Hey, hey

So don't bother

I won't die of deception

I promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't feel sorry...

Don't bother

I'll be fine, but she's waiting

The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

So don't bother

Be unkind

For you I'd give up all I own

And move to a communist country

If you came with me, of course

And I'd file my nails

So they don't hurt you

Lose those pounds

Learn about football

If it made you stay

But you won't

But you won't...

So don't bother

I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine

I promise you won't ever see me cry...

And after all, I'm glad that I'm not your type

(Not your type, not your type, not your type)

I promise you won't ever see me cry...