Standing on the table,

cold, clear and blue

I'm still pretty stable

but it's only number two

Just watch those

sparkles in that glass

The way they dance

that's top of the class

Romulan Ale

is all I ever want, all night long

Romulan Ale

is all I ever need, all night long

It is very special, it's one of a kind

So buy it if you see it,

because it's very hard to find

Tomorrow I'll be very sick

But today I'll be a lunatic

Romulan Ale

is all I ever want, all night long

Romulan Ale

is all I ever need, all night long

Replicators can be very usable

But I want REAL stuff,

no f-ing synthehol

It caresses my throat

and my soul

There's no one here

but I'm not alone

Romulan Ale

is all I ever want, all night long

Romulan Ale

is all I ever need, all night long