I met him in a cloud down in la-la land

where it’s floppy and stretchy just like a rubber band

b-a-n-d band

he walked up to me and he twisted back my arm

i asked him his name and in a gurgly voice he said

dodo

d-o-d-o dodo

do-do-do-do dodo

Well i ain’t the world's most flexible guy

but when he jack-hammered my back he didn’t broke my spine

oh my, dodo

do-do-do-do-dodo

do-do-do-do-dodo

well i'm not dumb but i can't really see

why he wears all this gap and doesn’t let me call him g

oh my, dodo

do-do-do-do-dodo

do-do-do-do-dodo

Well, we drank lemonade and stayed up and boxed

and played tag with a cinderblock

he picked up a hammer and banged my knee

but i was used to it and i didn’t scream

well, he’s not the world's most sweet guy,

but when i looked in his eyes, well i almost fell for my

dodo

do-do-do-do-dodo

do-do-do-do-dodo

dodo

do-do-do-do-dodo

do-do-do-do-dodo

I kicked him away

i charged like a boar

i tripped to the floor

i got off of my knees

then i whacked his face and he did the same to me

Well that's the way that it stayed

and i always want to kick the noggin of my dodo

do-do-do-do-dodo

boys will whack boys and boys will whack girls

it's a crazy, zany, stupid world especially dodo

do-do-do-do-dodo

Well we tunneled underground just a week before

and i'd never ever met a groundhog before

but dodo laughed and bent back my hand

and said “zack attack you’re a funny man!”

Well i'm not the world's most masculine man

but i know what i am and i’m glad i’m a man

and so is lola

la-la-la-la lola la-la-la-la lola

lola la-la-la-la lola la-la-la-la lola